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Two nuns in a bath. The first nun asks the other "Where's the soap?" The other replies "It does, doesn't it?" Edit: Punctuation. I enjoy the various euphemisms people have used in explaining this joke. It's a masturbation joke. The second nun thinks the first one says 'Wear's the soap,' as in wearing down the bar of soap through copious.
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Joke Decoder. The joke "Two nuns in a bath" hinges on a double entendre, which is a word or phrase that has two interpretations, one of which is often risquΓ© or suggestive. In this joke, the ambiguity arises from the phrase "Where's the soap?". The second nun's response, "It does, doesn't it?" implies that there's an.
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13. Rudeness to Follow: The first nun cannot find the soap because the second nun is masturbating with it. The humour in the joke, such as it is, flows from profaning the sacred by sexualizing nuns who have taken vows of chastity. This is obviously a vulgar form of humour. Share.
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Two nuns in the bathtub. I'm sry I feel like an idiot but my partner n I both don't get it n I'm so intrigued can you please explain it haha. yeah, I think it's supposed to be "wears the soap" as in the "the soap wears (down)" Sounds like they're scissoring with the soap between them and it's wearing down.
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The other one says yes it does doesn't it. "wears" the soap, as in wears it down Would work better as a visual of the nun in the front of the tub rummaging around for the soap in front of her before asking.
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Oh no, she thought. I can't let anyone in here while I'm taking a bath. "Who is it?" she called out in trepidation. "It's the blind man," came the reply. Well, I suppose if it's a blind man there's no harm letting him in, thought the nun, and she told the man to come in. A man in overalls walked in holding a tape measure and wearing a tool belt.
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